| Festival | Location | Main Event | Weirdest Rule | |----------|----------|-------------|----------------| | | Punjab, India | Buffalo beauty pageant + goat race | Goats must wear bells. Buffaloes, mustaches. | | Capra-Corn Carnival | Swiss Alps | Man-goat synchronized climbing | No swearing at goats. Goats may swear at men. | | Bufalo Loco | Philippines | Mud wrestling (man + buffalo vs. goat) | Goat gets a 10-second head start. |

Barnaby would scale a vertical wall in seconds. Silas would try to follow using ropes, while Boss watched from below, huffing with a sound that seemed suspiciously like a laugh.

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