Mature Xxx - My Grandma And Her Boy Toy 2

One of the biggest failures of modern popular media is the algorithm. Streaming services see that she watched Murder She Wrote and recommend NCIS: Los Angeles . Wrong. She doesn't want police procedurals set in sunny cities with fast cars. She wants quaint, cozy, small-town mysteries.

Popular media has largely abandoned the daytime drama for reality TV, but my grandma refuses to switch. Why? Because the pacing respects her lifestyle. If she falls asleep for twenty minutes (which she does, daily), she can wake up and not miss a beat. The show explains itself every five minutes. It is the ultimate accessible entertainment for an aging brain—repetitive, emotionally clear, and deeply familiar. my grandma and her boy toy 2 mature xxx

Despite their active presence, older women often face a "double standard" in traditional media: One of the biggest failures of modern popular

They see she watched Golden Girls and recommend The Office (mockumentary style). Wrong again. She wants multi-camera laugh tracks and wholesome resolution, not cringe comedy. She doesn't want police procedurals set in sunny

In the corner of the living room, bathed in the blue light of a flat-screen TV, sits the curator of my family’s cultural history. My grandma doesn’t just "watch" things; she inhabits them. For her, entertainment is the bridge between the world she grew up in—one of radio plays and tactile newspapers—and the hyper-saturated digital landscape of today.

Options

Customise the signature functionality through additional settings.

Different colours:

$('#coloursSignature').signature({background: 'blue', color: '#ffffff'});

Line thickness:

$('#thicknessSignature').signature({thickness: 4});

Add a guideline:

$('#guidelineSignature').signature({guideline: true});

Customise guideline:

$('#guideline2Signature').signature({guideline: true,
	guidelineOffset: 25, guidelineIndent: 20, guidelineColor: '#ff0000'});

Via metadata:

<div id="metadataSignature" class="{signature: {guideline: true, guidelineColor: '#008000'}}"></div>
$('#metadataSignature').signature();

Using metadata for configuration may require adding the jquery.metadata.js plugin to your page.

Events

You can be notified when the signature has changed via the change setting. And you can erase the signature with the clear command and test for any content via the isEmpty command.

When changed:

 

$('#whenChangedSignature').signature({
	change: function(event, ui) {
		alert('Signature changed');
	}});

$('#clearButton').click(function() {
	$('#whenChangedSignature').signature('clear');
});

$('#isEmptyButton').click(function() {
	alert('Is empty? ' + $('#whenChangedSignature').signature('isEmpty'));
});

Save/Restore

Extract the signature as a JSON value, and later re-draw it from that value. Alternately you can generate the signature as SVG, or as a data URL in PNG or JPEG format.

Capture signature:

  As ( )

$('#captureSignature').signature({syncField: '#signatureJSON'});

$('#clear2Button').click(function() {
	$('#captureSignature').signature('clear');
});

$('input[name="syncFormat"]').change(function() {
var saved = $('#signatureJSON').val()
    var syncFormat = $('input[name="syncFormat"]:checked').val();
	$('#captureSignature').signature('option', 'syncFormat', syncFormat);
	$('#captureSignature').signature('draw', saved)
});

$('#svgStyles').change(function() {
	$('#captureSignature').signature('option', 'svgStyles', $(this).is(':checked'));
});

Signature Output:

 

Re-draw signature:

$('#redrawButton').click(function() {
	$('#redrawSignature').signature('enable').
		signature('draw', $('#signatureJSON').val()).
		signature('disable');
});

$('#redrawSignature').signature({disabled: true});

One of the biggest failures of modern popular media is the algorithm. Streaming services see that she watched Murder She Wrote and recommend NCIS: Los Angeles . Wrong. She doesn't want police procedurals set in sunny cities with fast cars. She wants quaint, cozy, small-town mysteries.

Popular media has largely abandoned the daytime drama for reality TV, but my grandma refuses to switch. Why? Because the pacing respects her lifestyle. If she falls asleep for twenty minutes (which she does, daily), she can wake up and not miss a beat. The show explains itself every five minutes. It is the ultimate accessible entertainment for an aging brain—repetitive, emotionally clear, and deeply familiar.

Despite their active presence, older women often face a "double standard" in traditional media:

They see she watched Golden Girls and recommend The Office (mockumentary style). Wrong again. She wants multi-camera laugh tracks and wholesome resolution, not cringe comedy.

In the corner of the living room, bathed in the blue light of a flat-screen TV, sits the curator of my family’s cultural history. My grandma doesn’t just "watch" things; she inhabits them. For her, entertainment is the bridge between the world she grew up in—one of radio plays and tactile newspapers—and the hyper-saturated digital landscape of today.

C# Rendering

You can render an image from the signature JSON text on the server. The following shows how to do this in .NET 4.5 C#, thanks to Daniel Knight. You would call this code as follows and it returns a base64 encoded byte array as a string:

GetBase64Png(jsonEncoding, width, height);
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Web.Script.Serialization;
using System.Drawing;
using System.Drawing.Imaging;
using System.IO;
using System.Web.Http;

public class GraphicsController : ApiController
{
	[HttpGet]
	[ActionName("GetBase64Png")]
	public string GetBase64Png([FromUri] string linesGraphicJSON, [FromUri] int width, [FromUri] int height)
	{
		return Draw2DLineGraphic(new JavaScriptSerializer().Deserialize<Signature>(linesGraphicJSON), width, height);
	}

	private string Draw2DLineGraphic(I2DLineGraphic lineGraphic, int width, int height)
	{
		//The png's bytes
		byte[] png = null;

		//Create the Bitmap set Width and height
		using (Bitmap b = new Bitmap(width, height))
		{
			using (Graphics g = Graphics.FromImage(b))
			{
				//Make sure the image is drawn Smoothly (this makes the pen lines look smoother)
				g.SmoothingMode = System.Drawing.Drawing2D.SmoothingMode.AntiAlias;

				//Set the background to white
				g.Clear(Color.White);

				//Create a pen to draw the signature with
				Pen pen = new Pen(Color.Black, 2);

				//Smooth out the pen, making it rounded
				pen.DashCap = System.Drawing.Drawing2D.DashCap.Round;

				//Last point a line finished at
				Point LastPoint = new Point();
				bool hasLastPoint = false;

				//Draw the signature on the bitmap
				foreach (List<List<double>> line in lineGraphic.lines)
				{
					foreach (List<double> point in line)
					{
						var x = (int)Math.Round(point[0]);
						var y = (int)Math.Round(point[1]);

						if (hasLastPoint)
						{
							g.DrawLine(pen, LastPoint, new Point(x, y));
						}

						LastPoint.X = x;
						LastPoint.Y = y;
						hasLastPoint = true;
					}
					hasLastPoint = false;
				}
			}

			//Convert the image to a png in memory
			using (MemoryStream stream = new MemoryStream())
			{
				b.Save(stream, ImageFormat.Png);
				png = stream.ToArray();
			}
		}
		return Convert.ToBase64String(png);
	}

	public class Signature : I2DLineGraphic
	{
		public List<List<List<double>>> lines { get; set; }
	}

	interface I2DLineGraphic
	{
		List<List<List<double>>> lines { get; set; }
	}
}

In the Wild

This tab highlights examples of this plugin in use "in the wild".

To add another example, please contact me (kbwood.au{at}gmail.com) and provide the plugin name, the URL of your site, its title, and a short description of its purpose and where/how the plugin is used.

Quick Reference

A full list of all possible settings is shown below. Note that not all would apply in all cases. For more detail see the documentation reference page.

$(selector).signature({
	background: '#ffffff', // Colour of the background
	color: '#000000', // Colour of the signature
	thickness: 2, // Thickness of the lines
	guideline: false, // Add a guide line or not?
	guidelineColor: '#a0a0a0', // Guide line colour
	guidelineOffset: 25, // Guide line offset from the bottom
	guidelineIndent: 10, // Guide line indent from the edges
	// Error message when no canvas
	notAvailable: 'Your browser doesn\'t support signing',
	scale: 1, // A scaling factor for rendering the signature (only applies to redraws).
	syncField: null, // Selector for synchronised text field
	syncFormat: 'JSON', // The output respresentation: 'JSON' (default), 'SVG', 'PNG', 'JPEG'
	svgStyles: false, // True to use style attribute in SVG
	change: null // Callback when signature changed
});

$.kbw.signature.options // Access settings for all instances

$(selector).signature('option', settings) // Change the instance settings
$(selector).signature('option', name, value) // Change an instance setting

$(selector).signature('option') // Retrieve the instance settings
$(selector).signature('option', name) // Retrieve an instance setting

$(selector).signature('enable') // Enable the signature functionality
$(selector).signature('disable') // Disable the signature functionality

$(selector).signature('destroy') // Remove the signature functionality

$(selector).signature('clear') // Erase any signature
$(selector).signature('isEmpty') // Determine if there is no signature
$(selector).signature('toDataURL') // Convert the signature to an image in a data: URL
$(selector).signature('toJSON') // Convert the signature to JSON
$(selector).signature('toSVG') // Convert the signature to SVG
$(selector).signature('draw', sig) // Re-draw the signature from JSON, SVG, or a data: URL