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How do you handle your space exploration when you've had a few? Let me know in the comments below! Starcom: Unknown Space Achievement Guide - Steam Community

My "Drunken Starcom Best" usually manifests as a reckless, unstoppable aggression. In my sober state, I am a tactician. I kite enemies. I manage distances. I play it safe. But when the whiskey hits, I become a berserker. I ignore the shield indicators. I dismiss the warning claxons. I fly straight into the teeth of the enemy fleet, toggling weapons with the clumsy determination of a pianist wearing oven mitts. my drunken starcom best

There is a profound beauty in this incompetence. I once recall a session where I had consumed enough IPA to pickle a small hippo. I was surrounded by Drenlyn cruisers, a scenario that would usually prompt a strategic retreat. Instead, my drunken brain decided the best course of action was to overload my engines and ram the flagship. It was a terrible strategy. It defied every mechanic of the game. Yet, through a miraculous convergence of lag, luck, and the erratic unpredictability of my own inputs, I won. My ship was a smoking ruin, drifting on a trajectory that defied physics, but the enemy was space dust. That was my Drunken Starcom Best. How do you handle your space exploration when

: It’s easy to accidentally declare war when you meant to trade for Titanium. In my sober state, I am a tactician

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